In a matter of 3 minutes I walked in the house from grocery shopping. Who let the dogs out? I did. Got this kids in from the cold, and unloaded the boodle. (I am not quite sure what to call this?...Lets call it Toddler Contractions because it only occurs for a few minutes and it's shocking, and somewhat hellish.) But, literally within 3 minutes 1 kid spilt an entire Gatorade, 2 dogs came in from what looked like a mud bog and chased the kids all over the house, and another one shit their pants, laughed about it, ran away from me and smashed their face into the wall, cried, and laughed again. I literally just said F*it and grabbed a glass of wine. Is it 5? Don't care. lol. Holy hell.
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